Dances with Rocks

Ry: hai

 Mike: hi

 Ry: watching tap dancing

  i should find a tap school

  i'm in the south

4:22 PM Mike: the bad thing about tap dancing is that there is never a suitable opportunity to do it outside of a dance class or an old style musical show

 Ry: no, i'm just going to wear the shoes around every where i go

 Mike: but like, nobody knows how to do it so you can't just ask people to do it

  and it isn't like salsa where there are clubs for it

4:23 PM Ry: i'm just going to do it

  i mean like first learn it

  from some really awesome black guy

 Mike: lol

  why is it always black guys?Ry: because they're the coolestMike: lol

4:24 PM you'd probably be the first pacific islander to do it, never seen anyone non white or black do it

  lol

 Mike: you never see native americans tap dancing

 Ry: lol true

 Mike: or people from south america

4:25 PM they'd probably think it was shit because it wasn't fiery enough

  

 Ry: lol

  south americans only do sexy shit

 Mike: yeah

 Ry: like tango or samba or something

 Mike: they have to rub on each other and have legs showing and wear tight clothing

 Ry: LOL

4:26 PM now i'm watching samba vidoes

 Mike: they are physically incapable of not being sexy

 Ry: lol

  it pisses me off

 Mike: white people are physically incapable of BEING sexy

 Ry: LOL

4:27 PM Mike: our native dances were killed off by christianity and puritanical beliefs

 Ry: fucking religion

 Mike: I always wonder what we would have turned out like if it wasn't for rome and those bastards over there

 Ry: you were oppressed by the other man

4:28 PM Mike: yeah because I think ancient white culture in western europe was much more free and wild, sex for everyone, marriage not required.

  

 Ry: yeah

  when you were worshiping trees and berries and shit

 Mike: lol yeah

4:29 PM and huge erect penises

 Ry: lol

 Mike: and....dunno...horses

 Ry: lolol

 Mike: and rocks

  a lot of rock stuff

4:30 PM lets carry rocks really far, kind of thing

  all of the old societies loved to carry around rocks and make gigantic rock calendars

 Ry: yeah that was probably the least sexy thing they did