The Pied Piper of Snakes

Mike: mmm mouse

 Ry: it must be really hard to swallow

  first because it's bigger than your head

  then because of all the hair. it must absorb all your saliva

1:43 AM so your mouth is really dry

 Mike: yeah

 Ry: and it's hard to swallow

 me: I think it must blow to be a snake

  you're so fucked while you're swallowing and after you eat

 Ry: lol

 Mike: I'd just starve myself

  or eat tiny things

  bugs

1:44 AM Ry: yeah

 Mike: baby shrews

  baby mice

 Ry: instead of eating the mouse i'd secretly follow it back home and eat it's babies

 Mike: lol yeah

 Ry: we'd be awesome snakes

 Mike: haha

  I'd just sit there and eat one at a time over a few days

 Ry: lolol

1:45 AM go out and bring back food for them

 Mike: haha

 Ry: read them bed times stories then eat one once they fell asleep

1:46 AM Mike: I'd hostage them, tell the mouse mother it has to bring food, just sit there and be like 'you're not doing well enough, another dies.'

 Ry: LOL

 Mike: lol reading stories

  when they wake up, they're all, 'where is timmy?!'

 Ry: he was bad yesterday

1:47 AM the boogie man got him

 me: haha monsters took him, cuddle up close to me and I'll protect you

 Ry: lol

 Mike: climb in my mouth and go to sleep, you'll be safe in there

 Ry: lolol

  i hope i'm a snake in my next life

1:48 AM Mike: lol

  if you get there early enough they won't be able to see and they'll be all pink..then maybe when they can see they'll imprint on you and be all like, oh hi mom

 Ry: lololol

1:49 AM Mike: and you can go around to all the mouse dens and do that

  and have a trail of them following you

 Ry: the freakin pied piper of snakes

 me: like the pied piper snake with a mobile food supply

  LOL

  yeah

 Ry: LOL