Mike: anyway I can get citizenship in like a year then I can get a red passport and conservative Americans will start becoming distrustful towards me.
Ry: LOL so can you keep both?
Mike: yeah
Ry: sweet, then you can use both lines in airports
Mike: I'll probably join a Marxist society, maybe become a registered socialist voter when I move back, see how long it takes the CIA to fuck me up.
Ry: Then when I'm a spec ops dude I can go in and rescue you
Mike: I think I'll probably run to South America when I need to escape..I'm sure there aren't extradition agreements SOMEWHERE down there.
Ry: lol, probably but do they have good internet?
Mike: You don't need internet when you have cocaine, chocolate, corn, edible guinea pigs and zip lines through the jungle.
Ry: but wouldn't you want to upload those sweet videos to youtube? Like here's me doing cocaine while eating chocolate and flying through the forest on a zipline.
Mike: satellite connection maybe...
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