Lead holders

Ry: I went to office depot and they had nothing
Mike: paper and staplers?
Ry: they had lead holders, but no blue lead
Mike: lol lead holders. They should be called lead holsters and then you could have lead fights at high noon.
Ry: then after fighting you can eat lead
Mike: lol
Ry: or you do that during the fight
Mike: if you get one in you then you need a lot of whisky
Ry: lol yeah after drinking lots of whisky you can pretty much pull anything out of your body
Mike: if it's like an arrow, then you might need gunpowder so you can push it through the other side and cauterize the wound at the same time
Ry: Maybe if you drink lots of whisky you could pull something huge out. Like gored by a bull.
Mike: ooh, yeah.
Ry: Like it's still "in" you. Drink a bottle and pull it out along with your spleen or something.
Mike: Like you got gored by a bull, but you need whisky and gunpowder because its horn is barbed and you need to pull the entire bull through you.
Ry: LOL
Mike: That's a good one. Like the dude was doing bullfighting or did that running of the bulls thing or something...then he gets gored and everyone is like, "Dude get up, get away!" (only in Spanish) and he's all calm and he says, "Get me some whisky and some gunpowder. His horn is barbed. I'm gonna have to pull him through the other side."
Ry: lol