Hallmark

Mike: Fuck I hate the hallmark website
Ry: lol why?
Mike: I'm sending out cards, right? Well I want to send the same effing one to everyone, but I want to change the names in the cards. In order to do that you've got to keep adding one at a time and pasting the text back in.
Ry: lol
Mike: If you try to send a single card to a vast amount of recipients, you can't even add in their names.
Ry: That's lame. Bad design.
Mike: Yeah it doesn't make sense. They offer a mailing service but the only way you can really do this in a decent way is to have them all sent to you so you can personalize them but if you're me you left it too late and you have to go through pain on the site adding one at a time.
Ry: lol
Mike: 2 more.
Ry: lol hang in there maik
Mike: Gotta add fucking kid names in all of the time now too. Can't forget the babies lacking in any human qualities. As if they give a shit about my card.
Ry: LOL Mike it's not their fault. Don't take it out on the babies.
Mike: I know, but people take their own kids too seriously. "Oh no you didn't include my thoughtless baby. My thoughtless baby will hear about this in the future when he/she learns to think!"