back-made-out-of-board-man

Mike: what are you doing Ry?
Ry: sitting
Mike: meditating to attain oneness with the universe? My fucking back is killing me, dude
Ry: Me too. Trying to figure out how to microwave my back muscles.
Mike: old. We're old.
Ry: It sucks.
Mike: think about when we're 50. It's gonna blow
Ry: I know right?
Mike: I just had to bend down to put something in the dishwasher and I felt like an elderly person
Ry: can't twist right now, like at all
Ry: without wanting to die
Mike: I can't bend. Together, we create a board.
Ry: LOL
Mike: back-made-out-of-board-man. With your powers combined, I will stand here straight.
Ry: we could use our powers to make a plank...for like...making half a ramp for a car
Mike: lol. a small section of a bridge. A pedestrian bridge.
Ry: lol, we're pretty awesome.